“..instead of sentencing him to being butt-plugged with a pine cone, then they abolished that idea and sentenced him to life.”
“Top” lists
Top 6 Places That Prove Evil Is Alive And After Your Soul
“..they just left and never came back, and it’s been burning for 40 years..”
6 People Who Lost Their Damn Minds
There was a large deposit of manure sprayed up the walls to considerable height
10 True American Sports Moments That Actually Happened
Randy Johnson hit a bird with a fastball
5 Dinosaurs That Were Named By Infants
resembled that of a human scrotum
4 Things That Spit In The Face of Other Things
Their natural predators are Thor, walking and nothing.
9 Things I Learned By Starting My Own Business
Let me start with this confession – I’m not a millionaire. I’m not even a thousand-aire. My business makes money and no I haven’t seen any of it. Read on to see why. I eventually want to quit my day… Read More ›
People Flipping Out Over Video Games
WARNING: Foul little sass-mouths ahead. I’m just going to keep this one short and sweet and let you enjoy the phenomena that is losing your shit over a video game…oh how life can stab you right in the care package. … Read More ›
5 Crazy and Uncomfortable Talk Show Moments
Before the time of talk shows that survive solely on their ability to produce orchestrated fights, there were real talk shows. Johnny Carson, David Letterman, Jay Leno – the types of late-night interviews with celebrities that fans would get something from. We… Read More ›
13 Serial Killer Quotes
There are some really, really, really bad people in the world. What is dumfounding is that sometimes you have a very strong desire to get into their heads just to see if you can figure out what made them go… Read More ›
21 Anonymous Quotes From BJJ Students
I love hearing how BJJ has affected people’s lives, be it for the better or worse. Like the 11 things that your instructors won’t tell you, I figured that students had the same secrecy and skeletons in the closet…. Read More ›
10 Devastating Judo Throws
Judo, or the “gentle way” is a martial art based on leverage and off-centering your opponent’s balance in order to perform a takedown and submit them. A form of Judo was used by the Samurai with the theory being… Read More ›
7 BJJ Tips To Calm Your First-Tournament Nerves
Your first jiu jitsu tournament can run you rampant with confusion, stress, and andrenaline. I have yet to see someone enter their first competition and get full of questions, cotton mouth and nerves. Here are some tips to help make… Read More ›
4 Reasons “Crocodile” Dundee Is Really An Asshole
I grew up watching Crocodile Dundee. I remember it being a great fish-out-of-water story and something of an inspiration…but that was when I was still a kid and had yet to experience the movie through an adult lens. Now that… Read More ›
9 Laws To Improve Your Jiu Jitsu Game
Improving your Jiu jitsu game is a never-ending quest – like trying to find someone who eye fucks me more sexily than Wes Welker. So, I’m always on the lookout for ways to improve mine. The Art of War helped me in ways, and because of… Read More ›
8 Martial Arts Fails That REALLY Fail
We’ve all seen the afro-ninja or the coconut failures on television. While funny as hell, they’re getting a little played out and I figured that I’d be able to find some not-so-viewed martial arts fails on the internet. Not surprisingly… Read More ›
5 Myths You Grew Up Believing That Are Wrong
Nothing is worse than knowing that you’re wrong. I take that back – getting stabbed is probably worse than knowing you’re wrong, but that’s probably why you get stabbed in the first place. Regardless, I try to learn something new every… Read More ›
10 Awesome Explosions (MISSILES AND BOMBS!)
I came into work over the weekend and found out what the news had in store for me – a train explosion, a crashed airplane because of an explosion and a car that apparently pulled over to the side of… Read More ›
Guard From Anywhere
Having been injured lately, I’ve been off the mat quite a bit. Because of that, I’ve also been watching more and getting more questions – most of them about different guards and what they look like and physics behind them. … Read More ›
The 4 Manliest World Records
The Guiness Book of World Records has long been the foremost authority on world records. I remember I had a copy of the book in the late 1980’s and it was near 800 pages long and filled with the kinds of… Read More ›
3 Very Awesome (and famous) Jiu Jitsu Matches
If you go to youtube and type in “awesome jiu jitsu match”, you’re going to find a lot of good ones and a lot of backyard matches that are horrible. Look long enough though, and you’ll find some great ones. … Read More ›
5 Iconic Children’s Characters That Are Actually Criminals
There are certain ways to scare kids – trust me, I’m an expert. However, kids are dumber than you think…I mean, we all grew up and heard stories about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and a variety of other shady… Read More ›
Favorite Pranks From The Marines
If you’ve never been, the Marine Corps is a great (and simultaneously crappy) experience. For example, any Marine will tell you that they’ve been “..all over the world and seen the same desert.”…see what I mean? The one great thing… Read More ›
Cats Being Jerks
It’s my firm belief that if armageddon were to hit and the world catch on fire, there would be a ridge of cat-silhouettes lining the ridges of the mountains…safely watching it transform into ash – at which point they’d eat our… Read More ›
4 Incredible Facts You Want To Know (and how to make Pac-man sounds)
They say that you learn something new every day. That’s probably true unless you’re hungover for 30 straight hours. But even then you’ll probably learn something new…like how you and tequila don’t mix, or how you can still wet your bed… Read More ›
5 Driving Habits That Piss Us All Off
Sometimes (most of the time), other people will make you angry. Sometimes they’ll infuriate you, and yet SOMETIMESER, they’ll blow you through the roof with the stupid and inconsiderate things they do. All the time, however, this stuff will take place while… Read More ›
4 Completely Pathetic Attempts To Copy Awesome Shit
Have you ever seen those cheap colas at the store? You know, “Mt. Dude” or “Dr. Pebbers”, something like that? That kind of pathetic attempt to jump on the bandwagon of success has a certain attractiveness to it. I’ve had… Read More ›
5 Things I’ve Learned About Life By Watching “Monsterquest”
If I could have a television play only two channels it would be the NFL network and the History channel – the latter strictly for Monsterquest. Whether you believe in Bigfoot, Nessie, Ogo Pogo, King Kong, the Penis Monster (I… Read More ›
5 Stages of Breaking Up (Plus Death!)
Besides being broken-up with quite often (but I don’t care, because fuck them), I have a friend that is coming into the age where he is realizing the difference between the sexes. You know, how men are logical and women are… Read More ›
The 5 Scariest Jiu Jitsu Submissions
There are a lot of submissions in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu that are absolutely terrible…you know, when you’re the victim of the technique. There are 5 in particular that scare the piss out of me when I’m caught in them and… Read More ›
Bunch of Manly Stuff 