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• 7 Historically Bad Buddy Fuckers

  By nuclearchainsaw on March 3, 2020 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  But due to the fame of Billy the Kid, it’s widely accepted that Emilio Estevez was killed by either Patrick Wayne or that dude from CSI…depending on which Young Guns movie you watch.

• Insane Sports Incidents You Need To See To Believe

  By nuclearchainsaw on February 26, 2020 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  Sports are awesome.  When the athlete loses their mind during a game, that sport is even awesomer.  If you’ve ever heard about the “Immaculate reception”, Muhammad Ali’s “Phantom punch” or that hockey player that nearly got his head cut off… Read More ›

• 4 Easter Eggs From 4 Very Famous Serial Killers

  By nuclearchainsaw on February 20, 2020 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  “..instead of sentencing him to being butt-plugged with a pine cone, then they abolished that idea and sentenced him to life.”

• Top 6 Places That Prove Evil Is Alive And After Your Soul

  By nuclearchainsaw on February 7, 2020 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  “..they just left and never came back, and it’s been burning for 40 years..”

• 6 People Who Lost Their Damn Minds

  By nuclearchainsaw on February 5, 2020 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  There was a large deposit of manure sprayed up the walls to considerable height

• 10 True American Sports Moments That Actually Happened

  By nuclearchainsaw on February 1, 2020 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  Randy Johnson hit a bird with a fastball

• 5 Dinosaurs That Were Named By Infants

  By nuclearchainsaw on January 29, 2020 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  resembled that of a human scrotum

• 4 Things That Spit In The Face of Other Things

  By nuclearchainsaw on January 27, 2020 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  Their natural predators are Thor, walking and nothing.

• The Dodgeball Recipe

  By nuclearchainsaw on January 24, 2020 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  “..snapping his head violently back and to the left”

• 9 Things I Learned By Starting My Own Business

  By nuclearchainsaw on July 24, 2015 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  Let me start with this confession – I’m not a millionaire.  I’m not even a thousand-aire. My business makes money and no I haven’t seen any of it. Read on to see why. I eventually want to quit my day… Read More ›

• People Flipping Out Over Video Games

  By nuclearchainsaw on January 23, 2015 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  WARNING: Foul little sass-mouths ahead.   I’m just going to keep this one short and sweet and let you enjoy the phenomena that is losing your shit over a video game…oh how life can stab you right in the care package.  … Read More ›

• 5 Crazy and Uncomfortable Talk Show Moments

  By nuclearchainsaw on January 2, 2015 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  Before the time of talk shows that survive solely on their ability to produce orchestrated fights, there were real talk shows.  Johnny Carson, David Letterman, Jay Leno – the types of late-night interviews with celebrities that fans would get something from. We… Read More ›

• 13 Serial Killer Quotes

  By nuclearchainsaw on November 7, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  There are some really, really, really bad people in the world.  What is dumfounding is that sometimes you have a very strong desire to get into their heads just to see if you can figure out what made them go… Read More ›

• 5 Martial Arts Videos That You Need To See (if you have 10 minutes to kill)

  By nuclearchainsaw on November 1, 2014 • ( 2 )

  

  
  

  Ok, ok…”need” is a strong word.  But if you haven’t seen Bruce Lee actually spar or a muay thai fighter kick someone in the nuts on the invitation of the kickee, well then “need” is the appropriate word.  If you… Read More ›

• Madden: The Drinking Game

  By nuclearchainsaw on September 20, 2014 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  First and foremost, the picture for this post has nothing to do with Madden: The Drinking Game. Although that IS my regular Monday night drinking buddy, that’s simply an awesome picture of him laying on a dong-shaped puddle and I had no… Read More ›

• 21 Anonymous Quotes From BJJ Students

  By nuclearchainsaw on July 10, 2014 • ( 4 )

  

  
  

    I love hearing how BJJ has affected people’s lives, be it for the better or worse.  Like the 11 things that your instructors won’t tell you, I figured that students had the same secrecy and skeletons in the closet…. Read More ›

• 10 Devastating Judo Throws

  By nuclearchainsaw on May 28, 2014 • ( 7 )

  

  
  

    Judo, or the “gentle way” is a martial art based on leverage and off-centering your opponent’s balance in order to perform a takedown and submit them. A form of Judo was used by the Samurai with the theory being… Read More ›

• Beginner Tips To Help Your Kimura

  By nuclearchainsaw on May 28, 2014 • ( 1 )

  

  
  

  The kimura (reverse ude-garame) is one of those techniques that everyone loves to learn. It’s just that the UFC has given the impression that you just jerk someone’s arm up-and-back until they tap…do that and you won’t be winning very… Read More ›

• 7 BJJ Tips To Calm Your First-Tournament Nerves

  By nuclearchainsaw on January 23, 2014 • ( 3 )

  

  
  

  Your first jiu jitsu tournament can run you rampant with confusion, stress, and andrenaline.  I have yet to see someone enter their first competition and get full of questions, cotton mouth and nerves.  Here are some tips to help  make… Read More ›

• Odd Theories About The Zodiac Killer

  By nuclearchainsaw on December 10, 2013 • ( 7 )

  

  
  

  The Zodiac Killer got away with it.  For 40 years different theories have come up on why and how he was never caught – from police ineptitude to the multiple killer theory to him simply being…well, clever. Here are some… Read More ›

• 4 Reasons “Crocodile” Dundee Is Really An Asshole

  By nuclearchainsaw on August 10, 2013 • ( 2 )

  

  
  

  I grew up watching Crocodile Dundee.  I remember it being a great fish-out-of-water story and something of an inspiration…but that was when I was still a kid and had yet to experience the movie through an adult lens.  Now that… Read More ›

• 9 Laws To Improve Your Jiu Jitsu Game

  By nuclearchainsaw on August 4, 2013 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  Improving your Jiu jitsu game is a never-ending quest – like trying to find someone who eye fucks me more sexily than Wes Welker.  So, I’m always on the lookout for ways to improve mine.  The Art of War helped me in ways, and because of… Read More ›

• Brazilian Jiu jitsu Belt Rank System (IBJJF)

  By nuclearchainsaw on July 24, 2013 • ( 5 )

  

  
  

  “How long does it take to get a blue belt in jiu jitsu?” I know you’ve heard that question – or at the very least, some manifestation of it…i.e. sacrifice “blue” for “purple”, “brown” or “black” belt. Well, you can… Read More ›

• 8 Martial Arts Fails That REALLY Fail

  By nuclearchainsaw on July 11, 2013 • ( 3 )

  

  
  

  We’ve all seen the afro-ninja or the coconut failures on television.  While funny as hell, they’re getting a little played out and I figured that I’d be able to find some not-so-viewed martial arts fails on the internet.  Not surprisingly… Read More ›

• 5 Myths You Grew Up Believing That Are Wrong

  By nuclearchainsaw on July 7, 2013 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  Nothing is worse than knowing that you’re wrong.  I take that back – getting stabbed is probably worse than knowing you’re wrong, but that’s probably why you get stabbed in the first place. Regardless, I try to learn something new every… Read More ›

• 10 Awesome Explosions (MISSILES AND BOMBS!)

  By nuclearchainsaw on July 7, 2013 • ( 1 )

  

  
  

  I came into work over the weekend and found out what the news had in store for me – a train explosion, a crashed airplane because of an explosion and a car that apparently pulled over to the side of… Read More ›

• GAS: One Of The Cheapest Liquids You Buy (I’m not kidding)

  By nuclearchainsaw on July 3, 2013 • ( 5 )

  

  
  

  I hate paying for gas.  I especially hate paying for gas when I’m watching me actually pay for it.  I sit there and pump my car full of its food and as the numbers flick by on the gas pump,… Read More ›

• Guard From Anywhere

  By nuclearchainsaw on June 26, 2013 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  Having been injured lately, I’ve been off the mat quite a bit.  Because of that, I’ve also been watching more and getting more questions – most of them about different guards and what they look like and physics behind them. … Read More ›

• The 4 Manliest World Records

  By nuclearchainsaw on June 23, 2013 • ( 0 )

  

  
  

  The Guiness Book of World Records has long been the foremost authority on world records.  I remember I had a copy of the book in the late 1980’s and it was near 800 pages long and filled with the kinds of… Read More ›

• The World According To Jack (Who is 7)

  By nuclearchainsaw on June 21, 2013 • ( 5 )

  

  
  

  Kids say the darndest things.  They can also give you a very hard time in the event you ever want some legitimate information from them.  Knowing this, I asked my 7-year old son questions about life and I DEMANDED knowledgeable answers…I… Read More ›