I hate paying for gas.  I especially hate paying for gas when I’m watching me actually pay for it.  I sit there and pump my car full of its food and as the numbers flick by on the gas pump, they turn to a blur.  Somewhere between the flickering numbers of “$22.52” and “$52.06” I swear the display flashes a quick “LOL” and “F*CK YOU” before continuing on with the count of numbers that are inversely proportional to the weight of my wallet.

So I decided to look around my house and the internet and look at any liquid I could find and convert the volume and price into how much it would be per gallon instead of little bottles (such as shampoo/superglue etc).  Yes, I know that you get a discount for ordering things in volume, and I’m aware that different products are priced differently in different regions yada yada… so these prices aren’t dead on, but it’s interesting to know.here’s the formula I used:

1 gallon = 128 fluid ounces (US)

x = (128/S) x P  

x = price per gallon

S = ounces in the product

P = price of the product (single, not bulk, online or local store)

You’ll be surprised at how cheap gas really is when compared to this stuff…for the record, gas is roughly $3.70/gal at the moment

DISTILLED WATER  (if purchased online):$7.00/GAL

OLD SPICE BODY WASH: $28.44/gal

PERSONAL LUBRICANT: $128.00/gal

DEER PISS: $355.84/gal

SUPERGLUE: $1,081/gal

ACQUA DI GIO PERFUME: $2,366/gal

BBQ SAUCE: $49.90/gal

WORM SHIT: $5.95/gal

PATRON GRAN PLATINUM TEQUILA: $993.64/gal

LIQUID NITROGEN: $0.22-$0.50/gal

Yep, the stuff that can freeze pretty much anything is 17 times cheaper than fuel…go figure.

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