I came into work over the weekend and found out what the news had in store for me – a train explosion, a crashed airplane because of an explosion and a car that apparently pulled over to the side of… Read More ›
military
Favorite Pranks From The Marines
If you’ve never been, the Marine Corps is a great (and simultaneously crappy) experience. For example, any Marine will tell you that they’ve been “..all over the world and seen the same desert.”…see what I mean? The one great thing… Read More ›
4 Things Made Awesomely Better By Hitting (Or Dropping) Them
No, “women” aren’t on this list, so stop being retarded. You’ve seen it a million times…you know, that “Why didn’t I think of that?!” deal…Some stumblebum will inevitably pick up and object to move it to sweep the floor and drop said… Read More ›
My Sun Crawls
My Sun Crawls The lights from our makeshift runway were pieces of shit, pure and simple, and by “runway” I mean a rare piece of paved road in northern Pakistan that itself was barely above the quality of tightly packed… Read More ›